"My, that is one big dog," Matt said as Charlie cowered in front of the huge animal. Matt poked Charlie in his arm and said, "Dude, you can see our reflections in his eyes."
"You're INSANE!" Charlie screeched through his clenched teeth. "That thing is going to maul and kill us!"
"It's just a big, friendly dog," Matt replied as he walked up to the gigantic beast with the package of hot dogs in his hand. "I'm just trying to make a good impression with you, yes I am," Matt cooed as he reached out to scratch Cerberus's middle head.