Leg-Curious

Nathan’s door slammed open. He looked up from his computer and discovered his mom and dad standing in the doorway, their arms crossed and scowling. Nathan leaned over to his dog and said, “Rex, not sure what’s going on, but it can’t be good.”

“How could you!” his mom sobbed and flung a glossy magazine at him. There was a picture of a naked leg on the cover and was titled, ‘Humper’. “Explain this!” she screamed at him.

Rex catapulted off the bed, snatched the magazine up and scampered out. “It’s Rex’s,” Nathan said as he returned to his game.