"I didn't kill anybody!"
"Do you have an account with Dark Fantasies, Inc?"
Long pause. "Yes, but--"
"And you've murdered your employer a total of 17 times, right?"
"It's not real! Everything takes place in a virtual world; I don't really kill him!"
"Did you go to your employer's house this morning and beat him to death with a tire iron?"
"It's just harmless venting - Dark Fantasies, like the name of the company!"
"You should probably know that their World Server crashed this morning, just as you were logging in."
"Oh God..."
"You weren't in a virtual world this time."