What's a Little Good-Natured Slander Between Friends?

"She wasn't a clown."

"Yeah she was."

"No, she really wasn't."

"Well she worked for a clown. That's the same thing."

"It's not the same thing at all! ...And she didn't drive a clown car either."

"I definitely remember the clown car."

"No you don't, because there wasn't one! And what about this bit with the seltzer water and the balloons? That never happened."

"I'm pretty sure it did."

"But it didn't! And she certainly never wore a red nose or floppy oversized shoes."

"She did when I tell it."

"Well you're telling it wrong."

"No... I'm telling it funny."