Happy Ending

Once upon a time, a woman was upset and wanted her man to listen to her. The man paid close attention to what she was saying and refrained from trying to solve her problem. The woman did not go off on a tangent but concisely said what was truly bothering her. After waiting for her to finish, the man asked her what she thought should be done and she thought about it and told him. She was so grateful, that she made him a sandwich and forced him to have dirty, nasty sex. Remember, this is just a fairy tale.