It's A Sign, Not An Omen

Matt and Charlie found themselves standing before two doors in the center of the deep and dank maze they were exploring. Both doors were of an ancient and dark wood and have strange and bizarre runes carved deep into their frames. Both doors also had cardboard signs taped to them with a messages written on them in pencil.

“What do they say?” Matt asked.

“This says behind this door is a horde of hungry zombies,” Charlie answered.

“The other one?” Matt asked.

“Twelve beautiful women experiencing the worst periods of their lives,” Charlie read.

“Zombies?” Matt asked.

“Zombies,” Charlie answered.