Matt stood at the buffet, his Brioni tie strangling him as he choked down the melon wrapped in Prosciutto. Trust his mother to go all out for the family reunion, even the good old fashion buffet was ostentatious and over the top. But Matt got even, he wore his favorite JC Penny suit with the tie his mother bought him and smiled all goober-like at her invitees.
“Hi handsome,” Matt’s ex-wife said as she walked up to him with a smile. “Bet you wish you were out killing zombies.”
“Oh gawd yes,” he said stuffing his mouth with baked brie.