"It's official, Chuck," Matt grinned, "Wilder Investigations is in business."
"I don't think one zombie is going to be--"
"You're forgetting the haunted guitar, the smoking chair and the demon door."
Charlie pointed. "Are those your business cards?"
"Yup," Matt handed Charlie a card.
Charlie looked down at the card. "Oh..."
"What?"
"Nothing. They're very professional."
"You sound surprised."
"I thought you were trying to pull one on me again, like with those novelty cards a few years ago."
"Shame on you, Chuck," Matt said, reaching for the card.
Suspicious, Charlie turned it over:
Wilder by name. Wilder by nature.