Downsizing

He pulled his worn suitcase behind him, the left wheel wobbling and going whickety whickety whickety as he entered the dorm room, ashamed and embarrassed.

“Hey! Look who’s joining us losers!” shouted the large red-bearded behemoth with malicious glee.

A magnificently muscled man with Grecian features was leaning against the metal frame of the bunk- beds. He gave a throaty chuckle when he saw their new room-mate and said, “Thor, don’t be so harsh on Jehovah, how was he to know that his run wouldn’t last?”

Thor tapped his hammer in his meaty paw and said, “Because we told him so.”