The Real Reason The World Didn't End

“You’ve lost it again?”

“Yes, now help me find it before -“

“- before the Mayan gods get angry and end the world anyway?”

“Something like that.”

“How in the world did you get suckered into this one? Oh yeah, it was that girl -“

“Yes, that mystic down in Mexico. Fine, but I’ve kept the world from ending thanks to her.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. The only reason you talked with her was because she was really cute.”

“Found it!”

“There. Do you feel better now?”

“No, but I will as soon as I wind up the Long Count wristwatch she sold me.”