A Notable Senior Moment

My friends Miranda and Keith invited me to a cookout. I drove to their apartment near Lake Boone. Nobody home.

Oh wait, I helped them move. They're now off Duraleigh. I drove there. Same result. Then, I remembered I helped them move to a house in Durham, 25 miles away.

I drove to Durham, but I forgot their house's location. I also forgot my cell phone. It was at home, charging.

I pulled out my NC road map. Suddenly I remembered that the road beside them looks like a boob. Good thing I associate map features with female body parts.