Monkey See, Monkey Don't

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there at the lecture, my mind a total blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.

One time the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hi, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek!"

I got an F.