Super Beans

"We've done!" Prof. Hinckley exclaimed "We have created the perfect half runner bean!"

"Congratulations!" Prof. Hinckley's assistant said with excitement. "How did you come up with such a perfect plant?"

"It was actually quite simple," Prof. Hinckley began. "We just crossed a half runner bean with a kudzu plant. We now have the fastest growing half runner bean that has ever been created. Now all we must do is test these new plants by growing them in our garden."

The next morning Prof. Hinckley finds himself unable to get out of bed. He is tied down with half runner vines!