The Undead Nature of the Beast

“What if it bit me? I don’t want to be a zombie!”

“Calm down! Zombie mosquitoes never bite humans, only other animals.”

“Whew! I was afraid I’d have to stop eating chicken… and duck… and turkey… and start eating brains instead.”

“Remind me to send you to Poultaholics Anonymous after we catch that little rogue. Did you see where it went?”

“I think it flew out the window. How are we going to find a mosquito outdoors? It could go anywhere!”

“It shouldn’t be hard. Just listen for the screams as hollow-eyed dogs and cats start staggering toward their owners.”