A Day At The Mall

Jason heard “Excuse me sir, but will you step over here for a minute?” and his heart thumped as he found a police officer standing in front of him with his arms crossed.

“Sure, officers,” Jason said as he moved with the officer to an unoccupied atrium inside the mall. “What seems to be the problem?”

“License and registration please,” the larger officer said.

Jason quickly fumbled out his wallet and handed it to the officer, who eyed his Driver’s License thoughtfully before finally saying, “This is a learner’s permit, son. Does your Dad know you’re driving his body around?”