“I’m ready,” Blake’s girlfriend Gertrude purrs, as she climbs into his Mustang, wearing nothing but a smile, “You have protection?”
“Only the best. It is a Star Trek condom,” Blake replies.
As the radio plays, ‘Let’s get it on,.’ they do… Soon Gertrude is not the only one smiling!
Nine months later Gertrude gives birth to a little baby boy, with pointed ears and slanted eyes.
“What happened? You said your protection was the best!” Gertrude exclaims. “Now just look at your son!”
“I’m not sure, but my guess is the condom failed because it was made from Vulcanized rubber.”