“Welcome to Idiots Anonymous. My name is Bubba, and I'm an idiot!”
Bubba continues, “Our goal here is to help members realize how stupid their actions are, and help them not repeat them in the future. The only rule here is actually quite simple. The following words: blockhead, bonehead, dimwit, dork, dumbbell, dunce, fool, ignoramus, imbecile, moron, nincompoop, nitwit, simpleton, numbskull, and stupid are allowed and should not be taken personally!”
“If you need help before our next meeting, please call your sponsor. We look forward to seeing you all next time, boneheads!” Bubba says as he closes the meeting.