Humor Me

"Hey, Scott," Joel yells, exiting the door following movie night, "watch out for that clown in the bathtub!"

Scott pauses at the toilet door and peeks around suspiciously. Slowly, he enters. Gathering courage, he jerks back the shower curtain. Joy The Clown's large, red smile beams out.

"Joy! I thought you were in prison!"

"Well, I learned some new tricks that I thought I'd like trying on you, and ...is that ex-wife of yours around?"

"Which one?"

"Any trick'll do!"

"No, which wife?"

"The cute one."

"Remember that restraining order? No means, "NO!"!

"Drat! Plans for best lay, down the drain!"