Drawbacks of the Clown

"If he's going, I'm staying home."

"Aww, c'mon, babe, he's not that bad. He's got a good heart."

"He's like a rhinoceros in slippers. What's the point of going to this conference at all, if that's the impression we're going to make? We want them to LIKE us."

"People DO...like...him. He's just got an odd sense of humour."

"His 'humour' will go over like a lead balloon. He's the kind of guy who would fart in a bakery. He over-explains his jokes. Luke, the man 'presses ham' on restaurant windows. Leave your brother home--or forget about it."