His Hair Trigger

"I can’t believe I was ever married to this man!" she exclaimed as she read her ex-husband’s most recent post on Facebook. "What is he, twelve? WHY is he posting this? Doesn’t he realize that it makes him look CHILDISH?"

She read the offending status update one more time, sighing.

"I am so pissed at my youngest daughter right now I could spit!" it still said.

She shook her head again, seeing that his family members were rallying round him against whatever heinous crime this youngest child had committed.

"And all she did was not return his calls…" she muttered.