"Good morning. I'm Patricia, and I'm an idiot!"
"Morning, Patricia!" everyone responds.
“As the leader of this group, I like to welcome our new members and find out why they are here,” Bubba says to Patricia. “Would you like to share?”
“I'm a little nervous but here goes. I started a new job last week, helping roof houses. They got me on the roof, gave me a nail gun, and showed me how to nail shingles. I looked down and got so scared that I nailed my feet to the roof!”
The group members start mumbling, “Idiot, stupid, dingbat, moron...”