Inside Her Mind

“Has she had hers installed yet?” Verizon asks his friend. “It’s only a couple of days until the wedding, you know.”

“Says she’s not having it put in. Says she wants to keep the ‘mystery’ alive between us,” Tivo smiles, nervously.

“What? Are you crazy? The technology’s there for a reason, Man! How will you know if she looses interest? What if she’s thinking about someone else during sex? I can‘t imagine looking at my wife and seeing a blank forehead.

"You won‘t even be able to see her dreams!”

“Well, Verizon, I guess I’ll just have to ASK!”