"It's official, Chuck," Matt grinned, "Wilder Investigations is in business."
"I don't think one zombie is going to be--"
"You're forgetting the haunted guitar, the smoking chair and the demon door."
Charlie pointed. "Are those your business cards?"
"Yup," Matt handed Charlie a card.
Charlie looked down at the card. "Oh..."
"Nothing. They're very professional."
"You sound surprised."
"I thought you were trying to pull one on me again, like with those novelty cards a few years ago."
"Shame on you, Chuck," Matt said, reaching for the card.
Suspicious, Charlie turned it over:
Wilder by name. Wilder by nature.