"Imagine a world where they didn't fight."
A mischievous look flickers across Xod's face. "I can do that."
"No way. They all live so differently."
"It isn't living that's the problem. It's because they TALK about it! That secular one makes the very same choices as his Baptist neighbor, in day-to-day life; then, as philosophies of the mind unfold, his 'inferiority' becomes apparent...so there is conflict, separation. Enmity.
"Watch this." Xod retroactively removes the feature, 'Language'.
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"Did it work?"
"No," growls Xod. "Now they're reduced to hazing the red-haired ones, and sparring over the land with the biggest raspberries."