Matt carefully placed the basket of mewling kittens against the door and slowly backed off the porch. He turned to get a better angle when the porch-light flicked on and Charlie pulled the door open and demanded, “Matt, what are you doing here this time of night?”
Matt grinned sheepishly and pointed to the basket of crying kittens.
Flabbergasted, Charlie picked the basket up and chided Matt, “You were going to abandon these kittens here?”
“They were abandoned at my door,” Matt replied.
Charlie scratched a kitten’s belly and said, “These cats have three heads.”
“Yes, they do,” Matt answered.