“Choose any method of death, but past-life regressionists say that Windfall is the most dramatically enlightening. Experiencing the feeling of flight, letting go of your fear – these are all part of that pieces souls need to progress to the next level,” the salesman says.
The excited couple titters. “What do you think, Honey? The companion package?”
“What are you up to now?” the Christ appears atop the outcropping of rock. “You know full well that there’s only one life. These people are not coming back.”
“Just upping my score,” the Devil replies.
“Eleven billion, three hundred thousand and two….”