“It’s a tiny needle. You won’t even see a drop of blood.”
“But it’s still going to hurt!”
“You have to get this shot or you can’t go on the trip.”
“Then I won’t go.”
“Look, either we all go or nobody goes. And we’re ALL going!”
“I WON’T GO! I WON’T –“ and suddenly he slumps over.
“Nice work, doc,” says his father.
“Pretty stubborn for a 10-year-old,” the doctor quips. “I hope he settles down.”
“Not likely,” the father replies. “He’s going to be a real bear when he wakes up 100 years from now in another star system.”