“How much longer?”
“Uhh… it shouldn’t be much more.”
“What does the GPS say?”
“Uhhh… nothing. It stopped working a couple of hours ago.”
“A couple of HOURS ago? When did you plan to tell me this?”
“Just now.”
“We’re in the middle of nowhere and you didn’t think to tell me about the GPS?”
“Calm down or you’ll get your blood pressure up again.”
“We’re LOST and you’re telling me to CALM DOWN?”
“We’re not lost.”
“Not lost? How?”
“Well, I haven’t been worried about it. And if you’re not worried about where you are, you’re not lost.”