"It's not what it looks like!"
"I think it's exactly what it looks like."
"I was just making sure it's charging properly."
"It had to be naked for that?"
"I didn't know where the recharge slot was."
"Did you check behind the head, where it always is?"
"Oh! There it is! Thanks, dear."
"Glad to help. One question though... Why are you naked?"
"It's impossible to talk to you when you get like this!" he said, storming out.
The too-humanlike automaton turned to her and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?... Anything?"
"Not in a million years."