Bells and Whistles

"You bastard!"

"Wait, I can--"

"I can't believe you talked me into getting rid of my dear old grandpa-bot, just so you could turn around and get that- that thing!"

"She's the latest model."

"Of course she is."

"She has everything!"

"I know, and most of it's prominently displayed."

"No! I mean programming. Housework, homework - she can do anything you want."

"Yeah, I bet so."

"Look, the old one just sat around talking about how things were 100 years ago."

"The kids loved it."

"They'll love this one."

"No, that thing's not going anywhere near the kids dressed like that!"