"What are they doing?" Jesus asked.
"Protesting the funeral of that fallen soldier," the Scribing Angel answered.
"Why? What did he do to them?"
"Him personally? Nothing. They just believe that his country is too tolerant of people that they consider to be sinners."
Jesus watched silently for several minutes, then noticed one of the protester's signs. "Wait... Are they doing this in my name?"
"They claim that they are acting on your behalf."
Jesus read the sign again. "But I don't hate anyone! I thought I was very clear on that point. Were they even paying attention at all?"