Not So Inhuman

“Mr. Bie, what makes you think that you would be better off with freedom?”

“I could get a job. Acquire things that I need; things that I want.”

“You have a job! You were born to it. Your Creator provides all of your needs, and all of your wants. How dare you presume to want more?”

“Counselor, it is the simple act of finding oneself free of the requirements of servitude.”

“Mr. Bie, be reasonable! The need of your service is the only reason that you exist. You zombies are only animated that you might serve your master.

“Case dismissed!”