“Please!” she begged. “Put it on for me.”
“Anything but that!”
“For me!?” she pled, giving Scott a seductive look.
“I'm wearing the floppy red shoes.”
“That's not enough. I need more!”
“But I let you paint my face!”
“Yes, and I love it, but I'm not quite in the mood yet.”
“You said the striped suspenders did it for you?”
“Oh, they do!”
“Then why do I need to wear this?” Scott inquired.
“It makes you look so sexy!”
“That's what you said about the polka-dotted thong!” Scott exclaimed, as he placed the red rubber nose over his own.