Actually, I Was Thinking of a Different Fairy Tale

“I got an idea to deal with those zombie dogs and cats.”

“That’s good, because I’m not doing much better throwing these thawed squirrel brains.”

Toss… thud. 10 feet.

“Now I see why all of your hobbies are so sedentary.”

“Not true! Throwing squirrel brains isn’t exactly a hobby.”

“Uhh, okay. Grab the bag of brains and get in the car.”

“Why?”

“While I’m driving around town, you’re going to toss out squirrel brains every so often so they’ll follow us. That way we can round them all up.”

“Sort of like playing Hansel and Gretel?”

“Well, not exactly.”

“Cool!”