Caturday

I woke up early and paw-sed to look around. Over in the corner, beside the paw-table dishwasher, I spotted my food dish! I looked into my dish but found it empty. This cat-astrophe purr-plexed me greatly!

Finding my Mom still in bed, I began, "paw-don me! You must be kitten-me!! No food!!! From now on I would paw-fer you have my food ready when I get up each morning!!!!!"

Be-claws of my paw-erful cat-titude, mom promptly jumped up and filled my food dish.

After eating a claw-full, I thought to myself, "Just like this drabble, this food is paw-sitively awful!"