Surprise!

“Big Sausage,” my girlfriend said.

“I hope it's not too big.”

“No way. I like them big. And such fresh buns,” she continued.

“Gotta have fresh buns,” I replied. “Do you know what you're going to want for desert?”

“Something hot. Maybe a piece of pie.”

“I agree. Good and hot, with whipped cream.”

“And a cherry.” she added.

“Cherries, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream, all sound really good,” I replied.

“I can't take it any more! I've got to have you! Take me now!” she said, pulling up her skirt, while ignoring the startled looks of the other diners!