Billy Bob, Betty Lou, and their children are sitting around, discussing the temperature in their living room.
“Maw, It sur' is hot in here!” Junior and Sue Ellen begin.
“Stop yer belly achin'! It's cold as a witch’s tit in this here trailer!”
“Gosh Dern, Betty Lou! You got those taters cookin' and it's makin' it hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch!” Bill Bob added to the complaints.
“Billy Bob, I had a hankerin' fer sum taters!”
“Maw, can I open th' door a little?” Sue Ellen askes.
“Dang, Sue Ellen! Ok, but just cricket a little!”