The Zombie Solution

"It's an EXCELLENT business idea! They've got to eat, we supply their food, murder rate goes way down. Simple as that. Hell, we could even get the Nobel Peace Prize. And it's easier than killing them!

"Livestock brains are cheap anywhere but the South, so overhead is low...and we make the flavor modifications ourselves. My Uncle Vinnie, he's been happily eating them for weeks. I give him 8 or 10 a day, and he's so docile now we could let him out. Gramma says no, but she didn't much care for him alive, either. Anyhow, are you with me?"