Gossip

“I don't believe in gossip.”

“Me either. I never spread gossip, but I do tell secrets sometimes.”

“I guess secrets are okay. They are secret, so no one else will ever find out what they are.”

“Right! Can you keep a secret?”

“You know I can! I never told you about Betty in apartment 127 wearing a wig, did I?”

“No, you never told me that! Does Betty really wear a wig?”

“Yep, she does. She is as bald as a doorknob! But remember, you didn't hear that from me!”

“Of course not!”

“Now go ahead... Tell me your secret...”