Interview With a Dead Man

Jay, excited by his new job as a newspaper reporter, decided to write a story that would get him recognized as the world's greatest reporter. As he entered the morgue, he chose the person that he decided to talk with, sat down, and began the interview.

“How did you die?”

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“What is it like being dead?”

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“Is there really a heaven and hell?”

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“What about life after death?”

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The questions continued...

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Back at work on Monday, Jay approaches his editor.

“What happened to my story?”

“The story is dead. You didn't get enough answers, so we had to kill it!”