“I know where your wife is,” the P.I. Tells Johnathon, as he enters the room.
“Is she OK?” Johnathon asks.
“She is fine! She has been with me for over a week now.”
“With you!? Why would she be with you?”
“She hired me to find out if you really loved her. I figured the best way to do that was to have her disappear for a week and see what you did.”
“Thank God she is OK! When is she coming home?”
“She's not. While she was with me, she realized she loved me more than she does you!”