Pain Party

Miniature pirates draw their swords as they surround my legs. They kick and stab at them, while laughing a sadistic laugh. A party has begun. They break out the booze and then start to drink. The laughter continues along with the pain as their sadistic attack gets worse.

I look down, but can see nothing. Maybe I was mistaken! Maybe they’re not pirates but wild animals with sharp claws, or demons from the dark side come to torment me. They could be angry trolls, beating me with their small clubs and bringing great pain.

No! I'm sure they are pirates!