“Morning. How are you today?” I ask my Dad.
“Doing okay I guess. How about you?”
“I guess as well as can be expected but I'm having a lot of trouble with my calves hurting a lot.”
“I'm sorry!” Dad responds.
“They are also swelling quite a bit.”
“What are you doing to get them better?”
“Well, I'm keeping them put up as much as I can.”
“That sounds good but I do have one question. Where are you keeping them?”
“What!?” I ask in confusion.
“Since you live in an apartment, I didn't figure you had room for livestock!”