A Little Confused

“Morning. How are you today?” I ask my Dad.

“Doing okay I guess. How about you?”

“I guess as well as can be expected but I'm having a lot of trouble with my calves hurting a lot.”

“I'm sorry!” Dad responds.

“They are also swelling quite a bit.”

“What are you doing to get them better?”

“Well, I'm keeping them put up as much as I can.”

“That sounds good but I do have one question. Where are you keeping them?”

“What!?” I ask in confusion.

“Since you live in an apartment, I didn't figure you had room for livestock!”