My Name is Barry D. Live, and I'm an Idiot

[<] [>]  by Mark Davis [*][^][+][@]

8 July 2012

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Drabble Challenge #67

Prompt: cold

part 6 of the series: Idiots Anonymous


“I'm sorry to say, but our friend and dear group member, Barry D. Live, will not be attending any more meetings,” Bubba says as he starts the meeting.

“Why not?” Tom inquires.

“Well, as you all know, Barry had an extreme fear of dying.”

“Yea, stupid, half-baked, empty-headed...” the group chimes in.

“Well, yesterday he decided that he had a solution for his problem.”

Patricia asks, “What kind of solution?”

“He had himself frozen with liquid nitrogen, packed in dry ice, and placed in a deep freeze.”

“Brilliant idea!” Johnny exclaims.

“Yes, brilliant, clever, smart, genius, profound...” the group cheers.



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