Chicken

Aw paw, ain’t nothing to be scared of.

The hell there ain’t! You seen clouds look like that before?

No, but that don’t mean nothing.

The last time I seen clouds like that, McHenry’s barn was leveled in two seconds flat!

You seen it?

Well no, but old John told me about it. He was in the chicken coup.

Why was he in there?

He said he was cleanin it out.

You believe him?

Yep!

Don’t ya think, if the barn was leveled, the chicken coup woulda been too?

You callin me a liar?

Nope, just waitin for the egg.