I Think My Socks Are Talking!

“Hello, Left Sock. I have a question I wanted to ask.”

“Go ahead.”

“Are you annoyed?”

“Yes, Right Sock. I sure am. How about you?”

“I am so annoyed I just can't stand it!”

“Left Sock, you look like me.”

“Come to think about it Right Sock, you look like me as well.”

“If I look like you and you look like me, does that make us a pair?”

“Well I haven't really thought about it before but I'm sure that it does.”

“If we are both annoyed, which we are...”

“And we are a pair...”

“We must be paranoid!”