“Congratulations! You are now in possession of an accommodation for planning the perfect science experiment. As far as we know, you are the only person who has ever found a way to turn a lump of cow dung into a piece of gold. We just have one question. How did you ever figure out how to, increment the voltage that was running up the wall, on the opposite side of the cube, which contained the cow, causing her to drop the dung at just the right time, without electrocuting the cow?”
"I spell all that out in my upcoming book."