“Was it as good for you as it was for me?” my beloved asked.
“Oh yes!” I responded. “We just don't do it often enough anymore.”
“We've never done it enough to make you happy!”
“Now that's not true. We used to do it all the time while we were dating, and I was happy then.”
“So your not happy now?”
“I didn't say that! I just wish we could do it together more often. That's all.”
“Let's do it again tomorrow,” we both agreed, as we lay next to the lifeless body, licking the blood off of each-others fangs.