To Make a Record, You've Gotta Break a Few Eggs

"I think Tommy just topped your record for the most eggs in an omelet. He's got FIFTEEN in there. What was your biggest one?"

"Oh, well, I don't know. It was about that many, I guess..."

"Ohhh, I'm sure you remember. In fact, I think it was on your facebook status! I'll look it up."

"I don't think I..."

"Here it is! HaHA. Your record was 11. Tommy just broke that by four," she laughed.

"I wouldn't say it's BROKEN...more like-"

"NO!" She sailed across the couch to clap a hand over his mouth--forever trapping a bad pun.