“Does anyone know why Larry isn't here?” Bubba asks the group.
“I guess it's my fault,” says Tom.
“How's that?” Bubba asks.
“Yesterday we went rabbit hunting, in a hole in Larry's yard. I tried to shoot the rabbit with an arrow. Shot Larry in the foot.”
“How stupid!”
“Gets worse. I then tried to shoot the rabbit with a gun. Got Larry in the leg!”
“You ignoramus!”
“Got me a stick of dynamite, lit it, dropped it in the hole, and BOOM! Got Larry!”
“Is he ok?”
“Yea, he said we could try again in a week or two.”